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hahahaha, I think that’s super pick up line… if you are strong enough :o) I would like to try Fauxpocalypse :o)
It’s certainly a line that gets right to the point….er, points…..
and with smashing results, not bad :o)
Funny! Bifurcated is an awesome word. Can I have a mixture of yuck and mange? I bet it is delicious.
It is an excellent word! I have thrown it out a handful of times ever since I learned that interesting possum fact. Yuck and Mange on a rotten cone coming up!
Blue oyster? Rainbow chicken? And is that die spring die? I am blind at the moment…
Yes, yes, and yes. Two shoutouts to fellow bloggers, and a tribute to the legendary bar from the Police Academy movies…
Chileh flavored ice cream!?? Idk about that…
Don’t knock it till you try it…
I can imagine.
I’ll never look a possum the same way again. Sigh.
The wonderful thing about possums, is possums are wonderful things!
I’ll take a Rainbow Chicken please! (We’ve got a fun nest-picnic mashup thing going here! Isn’t it great!) I imagine Rainbow Chicken tastes like rainbow sherbert with chicken nuggets mixed in. I have a friend who says she’d eat that.
Yes! Squirrels are so cooperative with each other, it’s practically communist!
Chicken nugget ice cream…. I’m still trying to figure out where the nuggets are on a chicken!
Oh, chickens got nuggets, alright, but they are all tucked away nice and tidy. One vent for all purposes – eggs, penis, poo… (Did I mention chickens are awesome?) But I’m now quite in the mood for ice cream. Can’t decide between Dead Goat and Fanny Bananny…. hmmmmmm…(more on what a fanny is to the English later….) ok, on second thought, make that Dead Goat…
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
With that battery powered bananny….
eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! You just put me off my Dead Goat.
Love to try every flavour listed there
All in one cone!
Ooh, that was a bit rude
I like chileh, but chileh ice cream? I’m not so sure…
Chileh ice cream can be quite rude on multiple fronts….
You have “dead clown” as a flavour? Not sure I’d want to try that. The deceased clown seems to have been dead for several months now and therefore might be tasting rather rank…
Dead clown is a tribute to Alice’s Sims character Boppo that she enjoys killing over and over again on her blog. If we run out of Dead Clown, she’ll always make more!
I’II take a fair dinkum ice cream please!!!
Coming right up!