So Many Bad Jokes…

What's so funny?

What’s so funny?

Last week, I showed you a picture of a squirrel sitting on top of the stem of my squirrel o’lantern.  For this week’s Saturday Squirrel, we have another squirrel sitting on top of my corn cob feeder I have attached to the backyard oak tree.  This poor guy has no idea just how much he’s setting himself up to be mocked by the other squirrels…sqturday squirrel logo

“Hey, you scurry around like you have a corn cob up your butt!”

“What happened?  Did the toilet paper break off in your bum?”

“Ummmmm… is that a corn cob there, or are you just happy to see me, Mr. Squirrel?

No wonder he seems to have a bit of a nervous, slightly embarrassed look on his face.  And now I’ve done made him world famous in his moment of shame.  Poor little guy…. but hey, not many squirrels get the honor of being a Saturday Squirrel!  Hold your head up proud, squirrel, and for Pete’s sake, pull that paper out of your behind!

Have an unfailingly wonderful weekend!

About evilsquirrel13

Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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19 Responses to So Many Bad Jokes…

  1. merbear74 says:

    Um…so vereh wrong…lol.

  2. ksbeth says:

    so, the size of the claws does not actually matter?

  3. Twindaddy says:

    Either that or he’s got the biggest squirrel weeneh ever.

  4. NotAPunkRocker says:

    He so corny!

  5. 1jaded1 says:

    A lesson in posterity…or the biggest, most colorful hem evar.

  6. youngatfifty says:

    Awww poor squirrely …he doesn’t like to be the butt(pun intended) of jokes …all for a saturday

  7. youngatfifty says:

    Saturday’s post 😦
    (that comment just got posted even before I completed it ….not sure what key I pressed !)

  8. gentlestitches says:

    Haha!! The squirrel who brings snacks is always popular!!

  9. C.K. Hope says:

    Squirrel singing – “my corncob brings all the girls to the yard, and they’re like ‘it’s better than yours’, damn right it better than yours …”

    Ah-maize-ing shot, ES!

  10. Mental Mama says:

    Wrong, so very, very wrong…

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