Look Ma! No Thumbs!

It’s all in the wrist.

Here’s a good, unobscured view of the way a squirrel holds something in its paws.  While squirrels have thumb-like digits on their front paws, they really only have four digits on their front paw, and the fingers were designed more for clinging to the bark of trees rather than grasping at yummy things to eat.  While from the typical side view it may look like the squirrel is grabbing what it has in its hands with their fingers… the reality is that they merely have it wedged between their paws.  And since this is how they have to pick things up, they’ve gotten pretty good at it over millions of years of evolution.

This week’s Saturday Squirrel, showing everyone how to pick up a morsel.  Just don’t you dare try to take it from him…

Have a great weekend everyone!

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Share Your World – Week 279

No word on how British diplomatic relations are with Portugal. The Man.

On May 9, 1386, England and Portugal signed The Treaty of Windsor, which has the distinction of being the oldest diplomatic treaty between two countries which is still in force today.  Other than the 16th century period where Spain had Portugal under its thumb, England and Portugal have never been at war with each other.  With the history of wars over petty reasons between the major powers of Europe from the Fall of Rome right up through the big WW’s last century, that may come as a bit of a shock…

Now let’s see what Di has in store for us with this week’s Share Your World questions

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Have you ever roller skated?

Yes, when I was a kid I had a pair of roller skates, and even went to the monthly roller skating parties our six grade teacher organized at the local rink.  I knew how to skate, but I didn’t know how to stop…. so I had to have enough runway for my momentum to stop on its own, or find something to grab onto for a quick stop.

Not me. And I wouldn’t admit it if it was…

Have you ever ridden a horse (or donkey)?

I’ve ridden a horse twice, though the only one I have any recall of what on one of our family trips to Colorado in the mid 90’s.  Some poor gluestick named Julep had to haul my fat ass around.

Did you know that yesterday was World Donkey Day?

Giddyup!

What was your favorite ride at a fun fair?

I’d assume this is what we’d call a carnival…

It would probably be the ride that I remember being called The Scrambler, but probably had a zillion different names around the country.

Wheeeeee!

Choice of fun fair prizes: coconut, cuddly toy, $10 cash prize.

What carnival did I miss out on that gave out cash prizes?  Or even coconuts?

If you could win a stuffed animal at one of the rigged games, you were lucky.  My Dad won me a stuffed raccoon plush at the Skee Ball tent when I was little, who I named Robbie.  That almost certainly inspired this guy from my comic strip…

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I hope you had a fantastic World Donkey Day yesterday!

Mmmmmm! I smell chileh!!!

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Superwoman

Don’t really have the time for a proper DVA post this week, but wouldn’t want to leave you without an earworm.  So here’s one I’ve had on ice for a looooooong time that I didn’t have much to say about…

“The Way You Love Me” was a #7 hit for Karyn White in 1988, one of three Top 10 hits from her self-titled debut album.  Absolutely love the energy in this one, and that New Jack Swing.  If I didn’t know this song existed and you played it for me, I’d know without a doubt it came from that wonderful, yet completely lost era of music…. the late 80’s.

Hope you enjoyed (or hated) the song, and I’ll be back next Monday with another lost hit for the Dusty Vinyl Archive!

Now back to my art studio…

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Higher Ground

I gotta keep my nuts dry!

We’ve been in a rainy pattern for the past few days, and that’s only expected to continue with rain chances every single day through next weekend.  It’s not unusual weather for Spring in the Midwest, but it is a drastic change from the largely dry period we’d been in since the end of last summer.  At least I can welcome the rain now without having to worry about if I’m going to get dripped on inside now!

And as for the squirrels….. well, they’re on their own.  I don’t think that’s asking too much, since if the waters get up to their nests in the trees, then the end of times is probably nigh anyway.  This week’s Saturday Squirrel should be able to stay high and dry, at least during the times when it isn’t actively raining….

Have a great weekend everyone!

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Share Your World – Week 278

Ah, that antique, ancient year of 2000.

May 2, 2000 was a game changing day of the technological revolution of the 21st Century, as per executive order from President Bill Clinton, the United States government opened up access to its Global Positioning Satellite technology, which it had been using exclusively for military operations for over two decades, for civilian use.  I remember the car my Mom rented for a trip in September of that year had a very crude GPS device in it, which was a precursor to the GPS systems that were still a few years away from becoming the latest hot gadget everyone had to have.  Those dashboard mounted devices have already been obsoleted by the GPS technology that is standard in those smartphones everyone but me has in the 2020’s.  Did you know the US government owns and maintains the GPS system used everywhere on the planet?  I didn’t until about a year ago…

That should elicit a shudder around the world…

Now that we found our way here via asking the guy at the filling station for directions, let’s answer this week’s Share Your World questions from Di!

The pioneers didn’t need GPS…

Have you ever had a hangover? How old were you?

It’s hard to get a hangover when you’ve never been drunk, or even tipsy.

My Shelf Critters have plenty of experience with the bottle, though….

And….. other intoxicating drugs of choice.

Was your favorite social gathering place a pub, club, or restaurant?

My favorite anti-social gathering was my room…. or post-internet, whichever room has the computer.  Like the room I’m in now!

With the gaming computer of death.

Which do you prefer to play: darts, pool, table football soccer or a card game?

I had a dartboard when I was a kid, and somehow managed not to maim any of my sisters with the real metal darts.  We played the shit out of card games…. war, rummy, canasta (a family favorite), Uno.  Pool and foosball were luxuries that I might occasionally wander into during a gathering at a much richer relative’s house.  I loved playing both when I got the chance, but never got the chance to play either regularly…. and now, well, you can’t play foosball by yourself.

And Ody doesn’t care for games with balls…

Do you still meet up with your friends on a regular basis?

Who?

I don’t even meet up much with these friends anymore.

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Just because I don’t have any friends doesn’t mean everyone else shouldn’t.  Here’s a pair of possum BFF’s that I’m sure will tug at Draliman’s heartstrings!

Box not included….

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