N Is For…

It’s the best thing to happen to Tuesdays since I got too lazy to create Retro TV Ad posts!  You walked right smack into the middle of The Nest’s Polaroid tribute to alphabet soup, the Photography A to Z challenge!  We’ve officially gone over the hump today and have started working on the back side of the ABC’s (or should it be ZYX’s?), starting with the letter N!  You know the rules by now…

  • Only photos I took myself will be used.
  • All photos used will have been taken without any thought given to this challenge.

So let’s take a look at some pictures that can either be naughty or nice….

We’ll start with my 1998 blue Plymouth NEON, which has been my pride and joy for almost 17 years now.  You probably wouldn’t love it, but I sure do…

Ody and Spilly making themselves comfortable on my piles of old NOTEBOOKS.

Squirrel with a big NUT in its mouth…

NO SMOKING!  If you want to poison the children, please stand at least 15 feet away.  Thank you…

The Heilig-Meyers NUMBER NINETY Ford Taurus that legendary NASCAR driver Dick Trickle drove on the Winston Cup circuit in 1997 (Hey, it starts with an N when you say it out loud!).  Well, a model of that car, anyway…. the real one probably costs a fortune, and wouldn’t fit on my shelf.

NASTY looking storm clouds overhead.

A local television NEWS crew along with one of my NOSY NEIGHBORS looking over the travesty the city made out of my backyard ditch.  Not how I wanted to get on TV…

My NEPHEWS Chance and Blake waiting to get into a baseball game I took them to in 2011.

Downtown Pittsburgh at NIGHT, from my seats at PNC Park in 2010.

Are you lonely and looking for partnership way out in the middle of fucking nowhere?  Then Country Singles is the NEWSPAPER for you!  I swear to Dog this is real and I took the photo at an Iowa truck stop along I-80…

Statue of NOLAN RYAN in Arlington, Texas… one of baseball’s more legendary pitchers.

A squirrel with NIPPLES

And a squirrel with NUTS.

And finally, if you made it through this week’s post full of nose tingling N words… please feel free to take in the view from this insanely placed squirrel’s NEST I found at the park last year!  Don’t worry, it’s only about 100 feet up off the ground…… directly over concrete.

O, you say?  O, indeed……. next Tuesday!

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About evilsquirrel13

Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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34 Responses to N Is For…

  1. Great photos! You have a kNack for getting good shots of squirrels… 😀

  2. well done the n-squirrels rock. And I like your car very much…. I hope it will stay with you for much more years… I always was a fan and I’m sad that they threw the towel in… if I ever win that lottery-thing I will buy me a plymouth prowler ;o)

  3. Ally Bean says:

    You’ve nattered on nicely about the letter “N.” 😉

  4. Gosh…..what a great bunch of Ns! The Country Singles newspaper cracks me up….I have some comments I could make but will resist temptation (just this once).

    Pam

  5. ody N biskit; ya noe; yur dadz car lookin awesum for 17…..de food gurl hada cavalier that terned 15 then dee sided ta bite de dust……big time…N yea…..that nascar wood prob ablee run a kewl 90…nine tee…million !! 🙂 ♥♥

  6. Movie title. Three-X!
    NIPPLE AND NUTS.
    17 and over required!
    (Wait until they discover it’s all about squirrels!)

  7. draliman says:

    Ooh, “Country Singles”. They’re very good, Um. So I heard. Country Singles? What? Never heard of them. Ahem.

  8. Ah now, I’m so very glad you didn’t forget about the nipples and the nuts. That made me chuckle 🙂

  9. Piglove says:

    N for nasty – snorts with piggy laughter. Awesome pics my evil friend. XOXO – Bacon

  10. Ladybuggz says:

    Well done…Again! 🙂 the nipples and nuts made me giggle also!

  11. Ha…I think that first nut photo looks more like fried chicken. The second one however is spot on. And then some. 😉 Well done.

  12. Merbear74 says:

    Now that’s what I can a penthouse apartment in the sky high-high…

  13. NIce!
    I’m loving this series.

  14. Trisha says:

    Once again, I am impressed with your creativity in coming up with subjects! I think you might have more old notebooks than I do and I’ve got a lot. I think I might have more old notebooks on my shelf than actual books.

    Is it just me or does the nipple squirrel have an abnormally long tail?

    • I used to record a lot of stuff in notebooks…. especially back in the day when I had internet thru TV without the ability to copy and paste or save files. I got the nickname Notebook Boy” in the early days of the Millionaire message board because of how much of our “history” I had inadvertently recorded in my notebooks!

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