Hello there, squirrel lovers!
I’d like to start off by announcing that I am the first blogger to ever have a guest post here at The Nest. Because of this honor, I implore you, ES, to make a badge for me.
Please?
I wasn’t sure what to write about, actually. Should I do a retro ad?
Naw, too predictable.
Write a poem about squirrels?
Yawn. Boring.
Then it dawned on me. I could draw ES a picture!
This is a blog dedicated to the art of drawing awesome things, like Rainbow Donkey and that adorable, handsome critter himself, Evil Squirrel.
Did someone just say ass-kisser?
There, that’s more like it.
I downloaded a drawing app on my Kindle. Then I set to the task at hand.
There’s ES, by the tree. I’m in one of those hot-air balloons, waving down at him. The owl in the tree tells stories, while the bee sucks at the flowers, and the bunny…well, he just hangs out.
What?
Yeah, I know. I can’t draw for shit. And my tree looks like a big….oh look, grapes!
“Grapes.” by Merbear
I hope you like your drawings, ES. I enjoyed drawing them for you.
You may all commence laughing…..now.
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I’m at The Nest today!
Totes adorbs. 🙂
Thank you, dear. 🙂
You did a MUCH better job than I could have. I’m not even allowed crayons after the last art project incident…
Well, this app has all sorts of nifty things to mess around with. I’ve been having a great time, just call me the artist formally known as Merbear. 🙂
Hmm, does that mean you’re gonna start wearing the ruffled poet shirts with skin tight metallic purple pants?
I might. 😉
Pics or it didn’t happen. 😉
Oh damn, and now I have thought of another awesome project that would be beyond magnificent but I’m not sure I have time for… Be a responsible adult or be a smartass kid? Decisions, decisions…
Hey! That might be an idea for the badge! 😉
Oh dear piggies – that is too funny! That tree – OMP (oh my pig!) Daddy is still pointing and laughing. LOVE IT! XOXO – Bacon
Ha, thank you Bacon…it was purely accidental…even when I was a kid, my trees looked like a dong. xo
Hey, ES looks like he is realllly happy about that tree – oh wait, that’s his foot. I hope. Love your drawings – tre cute.
Thanks, I made it myself. 🙂
Do you think he likes the big penis you drew for him? And why is he sniffing the sack?
He’s in lurrrve.
You guys, this was a labor of love on my part, for I am ES’s #1 fan. Don’t sully it with your perverseness.
Yeah, TD. Stop it, you perv.
I can see you guys from this hot-air balloon!
Hahahaha! BIGGEST. DICK. EVAR.
I swear, I didn’t plan it that way…maybe I should have made it narrower…next time.
Like he’ll have you back after this.
He will, ES loves me a bunch.
He did. Then THIS happened.
This is awesomesauce.
Strangely, big dick-shaped trees do nothing for me.
Pfft.
Awesome ring tone. Awesome ring tone.
Mer: Yeah?
Voice: This is the museum of squirrel art calling …
Good job as a guest, Mer. Good picking of the first guest, ESN.
Thanks, Mark….I plan on sharing some more of my “art” over on my blog, now that I have an app for that.
Hey, I love it! I inspired someone to draw art, and that makes me happy! And don’t worry about the Freudian things TD sees in it…. prevertedness and art go hand in hand here at The Nest!
Thanks for the time, effort, and of course, the love you put into this Merby! I will come up with a nifty badge for you when time allows….
Aw, totally cool! I am so happy that you are happy. 🙂 TD is just jealous, because all I did was make him a creepy, drunk kangaroo meme.
I am very glad that you and I found each other here on WordPress, ES. Muah! xo
I was just reminded by the related posts that came up with this that today is Evil Squirrel’s sixth birthday! He says your artwork is even better than the party he had at Chuck E. Cheese’s last year when Buster drowned in the ball pit….
Happy Birthday ES, you look great…so that’s what that stink was….
That was awesome, Merry! I’m glad you decided to do art instead of a retro ad! 🙂
Thank you, CK…it was fun finding my inner artist. 😉
Fantastic! Good choice of theme. 🙂
Evil squirrel doesn’t look quite so evil in your version
I love it Merbear. You are so talented. I love the sun and the tree and the bee that sucks the flowers and the bunny. 😀
Stifling my laughter because work. 😀
Awesome pics, Merry.
Love it, Mer. Although for preference, I think most people prefer their grapes to be fermented – or maybe that’s just me? 😉
Ha….they look fermented…Don’t they? 😉
I think they’re in the process of fermenting. They’re like a wine embryo.