This week’s SYW featured critters are the Sponkies, handcrafted by everyone’s favorite Aussie aunt from back in the day, Sharon aka Gentlestitches. The inspiration for the pair came about after I’d won Sparklepony from Alice’s contest in 2013, and that her and the also-recently-received Rainbow Donkey might make a good pair (Boy was that a shotgun wedding). RD, Sparklepony and the Sponkies constituted a very non-traditional family long before SCT even came into existence…
The Sponkies are pretty tame for SCT characters, and neither really has a recurring gag or even a proper name. So for their future SYW question, let’s just stick to a basic “getting to know you” question….
Do you have any siblings? If so, where do you rank in birth order? And do you think either of these facts contributed to the person you became?
Now let’s get on to Melanie’s Share Your World questions for this week!
What is your opinion of the state of health care in your country? Adequate or inadequate? What could be done to improve it?
Like I’m going to open that can of worms, especially with so many readers from places who believe their health care doesn’t stink!
Instead, let’s take a look at the state of health care on the Shelf, which everyone already knows is a completely fucked up mess…
DR. SHADOW: Wonderful! This operation is proceeding just as perfectly planned!
TROLL: Am I going in the right direction to remove the patient’s tonsils?
SNUGGLE: This is awesome! (Jabs a scalpel in Buster’s jugular vein). I’mma start playing Operation more often!
ZEEBA: (Ripping out Buster’s innards with her teeth) BLD! BLD! BLD! BLD! BLD!!!
UNCLE SAM: Didn’t anyone teach you not to talk with your mouth full of intestines? Oh well, I’m just here to make sure no tax dollars are wasted on this elective vanity procedure.
FUZZYWIG: Excuse me, sir. But could I interest you in some pain-lessing alternative medicine these quacks at the hospital won’t prescribe you?
BUSTER: (Nose buzzing loudly) I only came here to have a splinter removed! Is all this disembowelment really necessary?
Dr. Shadow applies some duct tape to the patient’s mouth and the operation continues…
What are two words that describe you best?
Do you have a morning routine? If so, what it’s like?
Yeah, I get off work and come home. Plus I feed the cat.
Unless we’re talking about my “morning,” in which case I get up at 7 PM and get ready for work. Plus I feed the cat…
What’s something that really makes your blood race?
Caffeine! That’s its whole purpose in life…
Do you enjoy singing festive songs during….
Stop right there!
Let me repeat….
And turn off that Christmas shit before I go insane!
Feel free to share something that brings peace to you.