A couple years ago, back when only a handful of people bothered to read the crap I post on this blog, I whipped up a post celebrating some of the best of the spam comments that akismet doesn’t think anyone should read. It seemed like a good excuse to post something and keep my
sarcastic sense of humor sharp by wielding it on people who weren’t around to fight back. Since I’ve been in something of a late Summer posting funk, I figured I’d turn to that treasure trove of nonsense once again and share some of the comments that otherwise would have never seen the light of day on this blog. However, since I always pull for the underdog, I like to call my unwanted comments Treet, after the copycat snotty meat in a can made by Armour, since I always thought it had a cooler name than the real McCoy…
Enjoy your special Treet on this wonderful Sunday!
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The ritual of the Daily Brief has been the catalyst for a lot of my work in marketing, blogging and innovation. Most executives I know are information rich, but time poor. So, I often recommend the daily brief as a 20 minute dose of psychological oxygen.
I’m not sure what the “Daily Brief” has to do with manpurses, but as one who often finds himself time rich, but information poor, I’m definitely going to take 20 minutes I’d just waste looking at
porn other people’s blogs to check it out. A little psychological oxygen is always good for the brain…
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Well, you’ve totally convinced me to check out that siite! I’d walk a mile along the Information Superhighway to find most excellent contents. Of course, I already read several sites from bloggers in the UK, and am plenty aware they indeed provide quality contents. And sorry, but I learned everything I need to know about the UK from National Lampoon’s European Vacation…
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Like you, I always get a warm, fuzzy feeling when someone compliments me on my writing… especially when they attach their comment to a post like this. I’m not sure if the clarity is quite as great as you say it is, since there was some concern over how Rainbow Donkey was pulling that sign. But yes, I do consider myself to be an expert of possum squishing, thank you! By all means, you have my permission to follow my blog! Even though I know you’d never stop by here again since you never even read the “article” you commented on in the first place, but it’s all about getting to 1,000 followers baby!
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You, my dear Willard, are a legend among the Treeting community. Not only do you take the time to send nonsensical messages to every blog on earth, but you even make sure to constantly send links for the same blog to all of your contacts as well! You mmust be one popular guy!
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OK, OK, OK!!! I’ll buy whatever it is you’re trying to sell me, then! I wouldn’t want to be responsible for all that bad news just because I wasn’t interested in learning how to kill a man with my bare hands…
Read up about the Chinese mainland on Wikipedia wrote:
The other day, while I was at work, my cousin stole my iphone and tested to see if it can survive a 40
foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation.
My iPad is now broken and she has 83 views. I
know this is completely off topic but I had to share
it with someone!
So which was it, your iPhone, or your iPad? Is 83 views really that bad? I know I’d love to watch a video of someone’s smartphone getting destroyed, and might even share it on a totally unrelated post on someone else’s blog. Thank you for sharing your completely off topic story with me, though. Speaking of which, that tale also has nothing to do with learning about the Chinese mainland. Why is it my Treeters seem to want me to learn about geography, anyway?
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Wow, thanks a lot! You seem like a really terrifoc person, and I’d much rather talk with you than with your web site, so let me shuare a tip with you. Since you’ve obviously got money coming out the wazoo since you’ve somehow unlocked the secret to winning the lottery, you might want to spend a few bucks on someone who can teach you real English!
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are not understanding something completely,
except this article provides nice understanding even.
Since I have absolutely no understanding of what you are writing about, I’d take the time to ask you a few questions, but since you were complimenting me on this fine article, I’ll just let it go…
One more before I hit the sack this morning…….
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such as for example misuse of liquor, triglycerides too much,
experience of some drug or toxin. It doesn’t always have that chalky
major aftertaste that nearly every powder does, that makes it delightful for smoothies, and certainly will work well as a food complement
should you choosen’t have time for you to eat breakfast before function or
perhaps too tired to cook. It has many anti-aging gains that are incredibly crucial in getting rid of senile freckles.
OK, that’s good to know. I would never want to have an oily liver, so I’ll be sure to avoid the liquor and toxins. And it’s good to know that an oily liver doesn’t always have a chalky aftertaste and that they make a delightful smoothie…
Wait a minute!!! Exactly what are you trying to suggest here? Human livers as a food compliment? Sorry, but I choosen’t to want anything that came out of someone’s body on my breakfast plate! Even if an oily liver is the miracle cure for those annoying senile freckles we’ve been waiting al our lives for, I’ll pass on your creepy recipe, thankyouverymuch!