“What’s a squirrel gotta do to get a drink around this establishment? Where’s the beer at, bartender? For that matter, where’s the bartender at? And there are no other patrons? Just my luck to be the only one to show up at a singles bar. Someone was here, because there’s plenty of empty nut shells lying on the bar. Aren’t there health codes that say the bar needs to be wiped down at least a few times a day? Hello?”
“Oh well, at least I’ve got a great view of the big screen so I can catch the game. Go Rodents!”
It’s just another Saturday night…. er, afternoon for our pub crawling Saturday Squirrel. At least there’s nobody around to pester him about paying his tab…
Have a great weekend everyone!