A Squirrel Walks Into A Bar

So when does Happy Hour begin?

“What’s a squirrel gotta do to get a drink around this establishment?  Where’s the beer at, bartender?  For that matter, where’s the bartender at?  And there are no other patrons?  Just my luck to be the only one to show up at a singles bar.  Someone was here, because there’s plenty of empty nut shells lying on the bar.  Aren’t there health codes that say the bar needs to be wiped down at least a few times a day?  Hello?”

“Oh well, at least I’ve got a great view of the big screen so I can catch the game.  Go Rodents!”

It’s just another Saturday night…. er, afternoon for our pub crawling Saturday Squirrel.  At least there’s nobody around to pester him about paying his tab…

Have a great weekend everyone!


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Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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16 Responses to A Squirrel Walks Into A Bar

  1. HA! Kinda looks like he’s up on stage to perform his comedy routine at “Club Squirrel”…..tough audience…..well actually it’s an invisible audience except for that guy over there with the camera!!!


  2. Squirrel pub-crawl? Love it!

  3. Ally Bean says:

    Cute photo. Hope squirrel friend enjoys his pub crawl. Happy weekend.

  4. Our pest control guy found trails of acorns leading into our house. The mice don’t eat OUR food. No, they go outside and grab the big, fat acorns dropped by the oak trees. Tell your squirrelly friend to follow the trails of shells. If not squirrels, he can hang with the mice.

    • I don’t know if even squirrels would want to hang out with mice. You never know when the mice are going to have their cousins the rats around… and nobody likes associating with rats.

  5. Give that squirrel a drink and a pickled egg.

  6. draliman says:

    Aw, where are all his little squirrel mates?

  7. Trisha says:

    Awwww, that is so cute! Now I want to set up a squirrel bar in my backyard. Of course, it would just get pooped on. There’s a pooper in my backyard gang now. They never used to poop in their feeder and now suddenly there’s poop in the feeder and everywhere else on my deck. So, no squirrel bar for them until Pooper is gone.

    • LOL! Now they’ll be pressured to squeal on the pooper and risk getting called a rat! Which one will be brave enough to cut a deal with the feed lady?

      • Trisha says:

        I wish one of them would rat out the pooper because otherwise they’re all getting banished from the deck. And no more easy access feeders. They only get the kind they have to hang from!

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