Angel: Whatcha doin’, ES?
ES: I’m trying to think of an idea for Flashback Friday. I was too busy the last few weeks to write a Flashback post, but now I have the time and I’m totally stumped on a subject!
Angel: Why don’t you create an entry in Merby’s Beatles contest she’s running on her blog? The Beatles are certainly a Flashback topic… and besides… that girl thinks the world of you and yet you constantly treat her like sh…..
ES: Oh, come now, Angel! Smartassiness is part of my evil squirrelish charm! At least, I think it is anyway. OK, I guess since I have nothing else to blog about today, I’ll go ahead and give this contest a shot. Let me fire up MS Paint, first. OK, what were the songs we had to choose from again?
Angel: “All My Loving”…
ES: Heh, heh! That one’s easy!
ES: Damn! I’ll bet Twindaddy isn’t a better kisser than I am! I have SO got this contest won now!!!
Angel: BLECH!!! You are NOT submitting a drawing of you getting fresh with me, you nasty squirrel! You better try another song! The next one is “Day Tripper”…
ES: Huh!?!? What in the hell is a “day tripper?” Is that some kind of a drug reference?
Angel: Ummm, I don’t think so. Drug references are not appropriate on a family blog! Maybe you should try “Helter Skelter” instead.
ES: OK, I’ll give that a go…. um, wait a minute!!! That was a Beatles song!?!? I thought Helter Skelter was only associated with…. well….
Angel: OMG!!!! That’s horrific!!!! You don’t expect to win this contest with terrible drawings like that, do you!?!?
ES: Eh, maybe it is a tad too graphic. What’s the next song, Angel Baby?
Angel: It’s “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer”…. and don’t you even think of…..
ES: Too late, my dear! CLANG! CLANG!
Angel: I guess I can forget about you winning any prizes for me…. the last song on the list is “Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds!” That song was inspired by a child’s drawing, for crying out loud! Do you think you could possibly come up with something to enter in the contest that’s actually G-rated for this song!?!?
Angel: That’s awesome, ES!!!! That’s your winner right there!!! Send that cute little drawing in to Merby!
ES: Nah… that’s way too wussified! None of these songs are going to work for me! I’m just going to have to go rogue and think outside the box… find something that’s a bit more in my wheelhouse…. yes, I think this will do for my entry!
Angel: I hope Merby slaps the living shit out of you, ES….