Many places begin the countdown to Christmas around the same time the last summer beer is chugged on Labor Day. But here at The Nest, we like to do things the traditional way! Yes, you can quit rolling your eyes now. Welcome to the first installment of the 2019 Shelf Critter Advent Calendar! You may remember last year, we roasted (and toasted) Buster in his own gory Advent calendar that about three of you were un-squeamish enough to actually read. But this year, we’re going to give all the critters a chance to help count down the holiday season by having them come out each day until Christmas Eve and tell us what Christmas means to them. And we can assure you SCT will maintain its usual standards of fucked-uppedness.
Alright! Now that December is here, let’s peel back the first door and see which beloved Shelf Critter we find today….
Well, if it isn’t little Tina the unicornlet! Let’s see if that old saying’s true about wisdom from the mouth of babes. Tell us, Tina, what does Christmas mean to you?
TINA: Christmas means putting together my list of fun stuff I want Santa to bring me this year and mailing it to him at the North Pole! Even if it costs my Aunt Scratchy about $50 to ship a thirty pound letter via the postal service….