SCT Secret Santa – Day 10

Let both the buyer and the giver beware as we open up another window into the insane world of the Shelf Critter Secret Santa exchange.  There’s a sucker born every minute, and here comes another one now…

Well?  Where’s our next participant?

CAPER: Yeah, keep that act up, Narrator Dude!  Then we’ll be here all day long, and I’m sure you’ve got more important shit to do right now…

Errrrr, yeah.  In the interest of moving this program along, go ahead and draw a name, whoever you are…

CAPER: I’ll do just that!

CAPER: Hey, who made these name tags so fucking big!?!?

That’s much better!  You’re so much easier to ignore when we can’t see your chubby little skunk ass…

SCRATCHY: Is that The Lords of Acid‘s new CD?

CAPER: You bet it is!  And I didn’t have to spend a dime on it since even the store security guards ignore me.  Just think of your good friend Caper every time you pop that CD into your….

SCRATCHY: Thanks a million, Sage!  You give some pretty hip gifts!

SAGE: I know!  I am pretty damn awesome, ain’t I?  What did I get you again?

CAPER: I hope your new CD that NOT SAGE got you still works after I’m done taking a shit on it……… bitch!

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Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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6 Responses to SCT Secret Santa – Day 10

  1. Uhoh………revenge is sweet……..or maybe not so sweet but odiferous??????

    Pam

  2. And to think little Caper ‘looks’ so innocent. Now I know why the Romans came up with that caution phrase-caveat emptor.

  3. draliman says:

    Caper wants to do the same on Scratchy’s turntable. Get a nice spray going next time she fires it up…

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