If you’ve ever taken a look at the crap fine merchandise I have in my Cafepress shop, and thought to yourself you just had to have yourself some of that, but didn’t want to pay for it… well, I’ve got some good news for you!
My friend Leo over at Doggy’s Style blog is running a contest to come up with the best pickup line!
No, not this kind of pickup…
Pickup lines, like what you would use at a bar to impress someone you wanted to… well, spend a little quality time with. I gave a few shitty examples of pickup lines in a past comic…. no stealing mine! Actually, there will be two winners of this contest, and they will both be decided at random… so it really doesn’t matter how good or bad your pickup line is, just as long as you submit it in the comments section of the contest post I linked to above!
And why am I promoting a contest on someone else’s blog? Because Leo has honored my work by making the awarded prize an item of the winner’s choosing from my shop valued at $30 USD or less! If you are one of the two winners, you can choose from a wide array of stuff with my characters on it, including….
Yep!
That Rainbow Donkey themed item you always coveted could be yours, if you are lucky enough to win Leo’s contest. But the only way to win is to enter a pickup line! So get over to the contest post now, and give up your lamest pickup line!
Ooooooh, it’s almost here!
A special thanks to Leo for choosing my wares to be the prize for this contest! I am very flattered and honored!
Evil Squirrel's Nest 
I need more coffee before I attempt pick-up lines …
Coffee…. OK! 😉
You’re the best part of waking up, baby!
Oh look, my percolator’s going off again!
You know what you have in common with Juan Valdez, babe? You both have a nice ass!
How much do you charge for pick up line lessons? Best I got is – I’d really like to grind your bean.
I work pretty cheap because all of my references are slaps in the face… 😉
Awesome! I can afford cheap (cheap means free right?)! 😉
Ahem….that’s coffeh. Get it right.
My bad. Pleaseh don’t takeh my coffeh away!
Fail. You’re on punishment.
Geez, you weren’t kidding about being punished! How’d you get WP to agree not to let me use the site this morning?!
I swear, I’ll never say coffeh wrong again!
I have connections. You don’t want to mess with me…
Indeed.
(I did that right, right? No more disconnection? 😉 )
LMAO. Indeed. Good form.
*PHEW* I was a little worried I’d screw that up too!
You’re a quick learner, it seems.
I try …
😉
Oh shit…okay Mer, gotta get your game on….
Okay – I went and put mine in – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Rainbow Donkeh is mine!!
I will be pulling for you…. and even though I have absolutely zero influence in the results, it still never hurts to suck up a bit if you feel like it… 😉
Ah, I see…..your tail is mighty fluffy this morning.. 😉
My entry is in! It’s never worked but I’m feeling lucky 🙂
Well, good luck to you!
LOL! This will be a fun read! My line is in. 🙂