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Don’t fuck with the animals that handle your food. LOL
Exactly! Especially if that service critter is a possum!
I can only imagine what the extra topping was…
“For the love of chilleh” may be my new favorite phrase.
Love the pizza sign placement!
Just when there didn’t seem to be any more uses for “chileh”… and thanks, I got a kick out of the idea for the light up pizza sign!
Oh no….that “special sauce”
Yes… only the “very best” customers get that added to their order!
Haha!!!!
this is great stuff….BEST….thank you …and keep,m coming.
Thank you, I intend to keep entertaining with my warped sense of humor…
Ha, “Pizza Nest”.
I love Buster’s face in the third frame when he’s waiting for his tip – he looks so hopeful (though by the sound of it he had already realised he wouldn’t get one and had added something “special”)!
I wouldn’t put it past Buster to do this to all of his customers to make up for the way I treat him here….
This is exactly why I choose pickup over delivery.
Be on the lookout for any possums in the kitchen…
I only frequent restaurants with rats in the kitchens.
Ah, well that’s OK then. Rats are some of the cleanest animals out there. There are fewer germs in a rat’s mouth than on your toilet… or something like that….
That’s what I’ve always heard. Yep.
(gross, gross, gross, gross, gross)
This is why I prefer to cook my own food at home…
I hear that…
I imagine RD makes a great delivery vehicle. (Don’t tell him I called him a vehicle.) Better than this thing: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3a/Pizza_delivery_moped_HongKong.jpg
Rainbow Donkey is quite useful as any method of transportation, and is much cooler than any moped! I do hope he is fully insured, however, given the way most pizza delivery guys drive… I wonder who sells donkicorn insurance?
HaHa! Good to see Buster coming out on top (kind of). He looks so sweet as a hopeful delivery boy!
Yes, you would think he’d get better tips! Maybe if he showed the customers his delivery “vehicle”…
Go Buster! Oh. Right.
This is why I’m always nice to anyone who may be dealing with my food.
Go Buster indeed! I have to admit, working in a customer service job, there are many times I wish I could exact the revenge Buster has managed to get on those who deserve it… (evil squirrel face)
CHILEH!!!
Yes!!! And with no toppings…