Day 18: With A Smile On His Face…
MITZI: Enjoying the ride, possie wossie?
MITZI: Evil Squirrely Whirly, like, asked Mitzi how she would kill Buster, and I totally said I’d pornicate him to death!
MITZI: So we’ve, like, been going at it since quarter after one. That’s, like, 1:25! How do you like your horsey ride, possie wossie?
MITZI: Like, Hewwo!!!
MITZI: You, like, totally crapped the bucket as soon as Mitzi’s hoochie coochie sat on your weewee, didn’t you?
MITZI: Well, darnsies! At least Mitzi can now say she tried nectarphelia, and she liked it! Is that, like, rigormorphis in your pants, or are you just happy to see ol’ Mitzi?