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Molest Me!

I found a couple of empty cases sitting on the Automotive counter at work a couple weeks ago.  Why were they empty?  Who knows?  Maybe the product fell out, or someone got the five finger discount on them… Anyway, this … Continue reading

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SCT Secret Santa – Day 14

It’s the tradition that props up the retail sector one crappy $5 bath salt gift set at a time.  This if The Shelf critter version of the Secret Santa exchange.  Time for another sucker to draw a name… Looks like … Continue reading

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SCT Secret Santa – Day 6

There’s only 16 more shopping days left until Christmas, and unfortunately for you, that means there’s also that many days left in this year’s Shelf Critter Advent Calendar.  It’s the Secret Santa exchange that nobody wants to be a part … Continue reading

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An Eye For An Eye

CHIP: Oh, hey Buster!  How’s life been treating you? BUSTER: Oh, I can’t complain, Chip!  Just living my usual charmed life! CHIP: Wait a minute…. Buster!!! CHIP: Has Evil Squirrel still not fixed your loose eye!?!? BUSTER: Oh, he apparently … Continue reading

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The Judges Speak

MITZI: Like, it must be time to totally be Judge Judy again! SNUGGLE: Wait a minute!  Where’s the Coke bottle with the pubic hair on it!?!?  Where’s my bottle of hooch!?!?  This looks like some fruity shit Big Scrat would … Continue reading

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