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A December To Remember

BUSTER: Well… this must be The Big Critter’s office!  I probably better knock at least once before I just barge right on in…. Buster raps lightly on the door as he’s opening it to come inside… BUSTER: Ummmm, Mr. Evil … Continue reading

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Pardon Me

UNCLE SAM: My fellow Shelf Critters.  It’s that time of the year when your duly elected dictat…. er, President engages in that annual tradition of governmental mercy by ceremonially pardoning a turkey prior to Thanksgiving.  Here is this year’s lucky … Continue reading

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Poetry In Commotion

CHIP: Welcome to a very special edition of Shelf Critter Theatre.  Not that they aren’t all pretty “special”… FUZZYWIG: Since today’s Thursday, we’re going to play along with… CHIP: Um… Fuzzy.  It’s Friday. FUZZYWIG:  Really?  How do you keep track … Continue reading

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Boy Meets Girls

TWILIGHT: Class!  Please wake up from your unscheduled naps and give a nice round of applause for Lt. Fuzzywig and his drug sniffing dog Fleabag. FUZZYWIG: What’s up, kiddos?  Today I’m going to demonstrate for you all how my police … Continue reading

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part XVI

Links to the old shit… With the help of her three friends jumping at the chance to unleash the power of the Booby Grippers, Mitzi finds the Land of Blahs slowly fading from her vision as she closes her eyes.  … Continue reading

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