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ROD SERLING???: There is a fifth dimension beyond the Age of Aquarius.  It is a dimension as vast as this wasteland of a blog, and as boring as a Congressional hearing marathon on C-SPAN.  It is a middle ground between … Continue reading

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Bad Eggs

Somewhere on a beach in Costa Rica…. SANTA: Ahhhh, this is the life!  My job may be a pain in the ass two months out of the year, but the ten month tropical vacays more than make up for the … Continue reading

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The Chop Shop

FUZZYWIG: Ahhhh, a pipe full of MARIHUANA and a can full of munchies.  It doesn’t get any better than this… Fuzzy’s doorbell chimes the chorus of “Because I Got High“… FUZZYWIG: Dammit!  Why do all of the salescritters have to … Continue reading

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Viewer Mail

CHIP: Hello everyone out there in Blogville.  Since ES can’t come up with anymore good Shelf Critter Theatre stories… FUZZYWIG: Not that he ever came up with any good ones in the past… CHIP: …We decided to spend this Friday … Continue reading

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Judgment Day

FUZZYWIG: Good morning, all of you beautiful people out there who couldn’t find anything better to do today.  We’re canceling this week’s edition of Shelf Critter Theatre, not because the script doesn’t make any sense….. AGAIN.  But to bring you … Continue reading

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