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An Oscar Worthy Performance

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading

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Lowering The Bar

SCRATCHY: …so the crowd at the club wanted me to play some 80’s dance music, and I flipped on this Alyans record I picked up at a rummage sale for chump change last week thinking it was some cool shit.  … Continue reading

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Year Of The Raccoon

Pictured above is the newest edition to The Shelf.  I scooped him up out of the claw machine at the Mecca entrance while picking up prescriptions literally one hour ago, joining Big Scrat in the very small group of critters I’ve … Continue reading

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Crush Hour

It’s time for our weekly Wednesday exercise in who knows what in the hell I’ll have to write about… Random Image Inspiration!  Let’s see what numbers were chosen for me today… 12, 55, 63, 65 The 12th post in my … Continue reading

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Share Your World – Week 3

It’s time to share my world again… not that you’d really want to use my world for anything.  It’s mostly imaginary and deeply, deeply disturbing.  But…. oh wait, we aren’t being literal, are we?  That means we must be doing … Continue reading

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