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It’s A Wonderful Shelf

It’s Christmas Eve.  Evil Squirrel, President and CEO of Shelf Critter Theatre, LLC, looks over a bridge and ponders his misfortune… EVIL SQUIRREL: Ten years now I’ve been trying to make a name for myself.  I drew comics.  I made … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 15

On the fifteenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Fifteen feet of….. garland! MITZI: Like, Mitzi totally doesn’t remember putting that funky garland on the tree! ZEEBA: It’s intestines!!!! BEARCAT: Yeah, we dissected a possum in school today, … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 8

On the eighth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Eight males a’milking! SNUGGLE: Dafuq, dude!?!?  The only reason I volunteered to help on your farm was so I could squeeze the udders! JIM BOB: Sorry, I’ve got the … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 6

On the sixth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Six bears a laying! BROTHER BEAR: So, shouldn’t there be five other bears laying down with me? MITZI: Ooooh, how kinky!  Like, we can totally make five more bears!  … Continue reading

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20th Century Fox

EVIL SQUIRREL: So Scratchy, what made you want to become a deejay? SCRATCHY: I don’t know…. maybe the musical note tattooed to my flank, or the fact that my parents named me Scratchy. ES: Your real name’s actually Scratchy? SCRATCHY: … Continue reading

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