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Share Your World – Week 133

This week’s featured critter in my SYW intro will be the one girl who can get anyone’s juices flowing, the one and only Mitzi the Bimbocorn.  Mitzi came into my life by my mother, of all people… who was entirely … Continue reading

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The Psycho Ward

CHIP: This is it!  Sixteen months of correspondence classes from Sally Struthers University, and now I’m a licensed doctor of psychiatry!  And now I have my own practice far way from that nutty Shelf that about drove me crazy the … Continue reading

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Undercover Angel

SQUIRREL KIDS 2-4: We want a batter, not a broken ladder!!! LITTLEST: Shut up, guys!  I’m gonna knock this one out of the shelf! CHILD 1: (Pitching) Here comes my fastball, Pipsqueak! CHILD 2: Holy crap! CHILD 3: Have you … Continue reading

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The Slow Lanes

TROLL: Welcome to Shelf Critter Lanes, ma’am! SPARKLEPONY: Do you have…. TROLL: Ten pound balls?  Yes, ma’am, I get that all the time.  Very original… SPARKLEPONY: I was going to ask if you had size 7 bowling shoes! TROLL: Oh…. … Continue reading

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Meet The New Boss

CHIP: Are you ready for the inauguration, Fuzzy? FUZZYWIG: Almost.  I just need to freshen up this doob a little more… CHIP: Fuzzy!  This is a very hallowed occasion!  Put that pot away! FUZZYWIG: Say, you think we could move … Continue reading

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