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AI Santa – Day 22

Posted on December 22, 2023 by evilsquirrel13

RAINBOW DONKEY: Hi, Santa. SANTA: Well, if it ain’t someone even more imaginary than I am!  Have you been a good unicorn this year? RD: I’m always a good unicorn, Santa.  It’s a unicorn’s nature to be nice and friendly… … Continue reading →

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AI Santa – Day 14

Posted on December 14, 2023 by evilsquirrel13

Yoooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! SANTA: Oh boy!  It’s about time I get a visitor I actually feel like being visited by! MITZI: OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!  Like, Santa Baby!!!!  How’s it totally hanging, dood? SANTA: By the chimney with care, as always, sweetie! MITZI: Like, Mitzi … Continue reading →

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Judgement Day – 11/31

Posted on April 7, 2023 by evilsquirrel13

FUZZYWIG: It’s time for the three of us to provide our usual sarcastic wit to this year’s Contest of Whatever entries. SNUGGLE: You mean we’re gonna shit all over them again?  Fuck, I love this! MITZI: Uh oh!  Should Mitzi … Continue reading →

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Molest Me!

Posted on January 11, 2023 by evilsquirrel13

I found a couple of empty cases sitting on the Automotive counter at work a couple weeks ago.  Why were they empty?  Who knows?  Maybe the product fell out, or someone got the five finger discount on them… Anyway, this … Continue reading →

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SCT Secret Santa – Day 14

Posted on December 14, 2022 by evilsquirrel13

It’s the tradition that props up the retail sector one crappy $5 bath salt gift set at a time.  This if The Shelf critter version of the Secret Santa exchange.  Time for another sucker to draw a name… Looks like … Continue reading →

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