Day 19: This Bag Is Not A Toy
SQUIRREL MOM: Oh dear.
SQUIRREL DAD: Poor possum.
SQUIRREL MOM: Suffocated himself by playing with a plastic baggie. Hmmmm, I wonder if that would work on our children?
SQUIRREL DAD: Would we get to make more?
SQUIRREL MOM: Now I wonder if I could suffocate a man with a condom?