BDAC – 12/19/18

happy holidays

Day 19: This Bag Is Not A Toy


SQUIRREL DAD: Poor possum.

SQUIRREL MOM: Suffocated himself by playing with a plastic baggie.  Hmmmm, I wonder if that would work on our children?

SQUIRREL DAD: Would we get to make more?

SQUIRREL MOM: Now I wonder if I could suffocate a man with a condom?

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10 Responses to BDAC – 12/19/18

  1. Did Buster think there was some “good stuff” in that bag when he crawled inside?


  2. I promise never to laugh when I read that on bags… amazing how much times Buster won the darwin Award ;O)))

  3. draliman says:

    Oh, Buster. From Death by Mitzi to such a careless, pedestrian demise. For shame, Buster, for shame.

  4. It depends on the condom. If it’s thick enough, I’m sure you could kill someone with a condom. Getting it over his head might be tricky, though.

  5. At least death by suffocation in this way is quieter than his being battered!!

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