Evil Squirrel’s Nest Comic #106 — 5/8/14

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Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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33 Responses to Evil Squirrel’s Nest Comic #106 — 5/8/14

  1. NotAPunkRocker says:

    The actual Heimlich maneuver poster is a nice touch! 🙂

    • Yes! It wasn’t what I was looking for (There was a CHOKING poster with some blue faced guy holding his neck that seemed like it was in every fast food restaurant when I was a kid), but in lieu of the blue man, it worked out just fine! I think we had that one hanging in our grade school cafeteria…

  2. merbear74 says:

    This was great, ES. I hate places like that…always trying to sell you something you don’t want. LOL

    • I remember one place I ate at where I was a regular, and they all knew what I wanted already when I came in… the lady at the register went through the whole rigamarole not too much unlike what I outlined above. Then afterwards, quietly motioned her head towards the back and said they had a big shot boss from corporate in so she had to try to pitch the “add ons” to me in case he was within earshot. I’d have gladly told the big boss to shove his hot apple pies he was trying to pawn off on unsuspecting customers up his own piehole…

  3. Mental Mama says:

    I am super picky about what “fast” food places I go to anymore, precisely because of shit like this.

    • I don’t understand why people as a whole put up with this kind of overly aggressive sales tactic. Electronics stores are the absolute worst… I won’t even go in one anymore because it’s impossible not to get hounded. Maybe that’s why I’m such a Luddite…

  4. Oh they are like our phone company, my dad came home with 3 brandnew white phones as he visited their crib to pick up the data cable he forgot as he bought a black phone. but the idea with a free toy is not bad, think I would buy my food there :o)

  5. Twindaddy says:

    I would laugh if this weren’t the damned truth.

  6. djmatticus says:

    Is riding the unicorn like riding the lightning?

  7. 1jaded1 says:

    The best! The worst offender is the place I frequent on my midnight drives. At 1
    AM I want in and out. I don’t want to be peppered with “this for a dollar more”. They can’t even make my burger fries order fast. Gah.

  8. No I don’t want fries with that, but if I did, you would be the first person I would tell!

  9. draliman says:

    Wouldn’t it be great to walk into one of these places one day and just buy what we want, no questions asked? I am tempted to buy a “crappy meal” to get my free weird-looking new-age MLP though.

  10. Love that the server is playing solitare.

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