Thanks to WordPress using a wonderful program called Akismet, 99.9% of the spammy crap that shady people from across the world try to post on your blog instead ends up in this virtual purgatory to die a slow, painful and unnoticed death. Many of these cast off messages are blatantly scammy and/or ineptly comical. Three times before in the past (2012, 2014, 2015), I have dug up some of the
best worst messages that WP decided to screen for me so that we can all have a few cheap laughs at the expense of some schmuck in Nigeria who took English as a fifteenth language…
Because I feel for Spam’s unheralded cousin in the canned meat aisle, I lovingly refer to these blog spam comments as “Treet.” And since I noticed an uptick in the entertainment value of my spam folder lately, I’m ready to roll out edition number four of my tribute to Treet! Let’s see what the morons of the world wanted to say on The Nest, only to end up getting pitched in the dumpster along with all the dead possums. And remember folks, keep those credit card and social security numbers locked tightly away!
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Gee thanks…. I guess. I have to say, though, that your primary message makes me feel kind of lousy rather than cheerful. I don’t necessarily strive to be a role model, but it’s disheartening to think that others have been picking up my poor grammar and spelling skills just from reading my board…. er, blog. I only ask that if you give one thing back, please….. PLEASE make it your shitty syntax.
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Salutations! I’ve been laughing at your comment for a long time now and finally got the bravery to go ahead and mock the shit out of it from The Nest! Just wanted to say keep up the lousy job!
Be ready for roadblocks when you use lots of vouchers from the store. You will almost certainly use a cashier who can say that they can’t acknowledge several of your own coupons. To aid your result in, you must print out that store’s coupon plan and provide it along with you. Suggest to them in which it states that you can use it. Be sure to stay polite and respectful.
Jesus, don’t the police have enough to do without having to set up roadblocks to check for people who are using too many coupons!? You know, if stores were allowed to have a customer courtesy advocate on duty to take care of skinflint, self-centered shoppers who seem to enjoy holding up the checkout line, this wouldn’t be a problem to begin with. Let the cops go back to harassing speeders while the CCA takes care of tasing old ladies who count pennies at the register…
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Ummmm, you may want to check out that link I excluded from your comment, because it appears to be for a knockoff shoe site instead of a feather boa emporium. Still, you bring up a good point as I never thought of feather boas as everyday attire for the pavement either. I generally save mine to wear only for special occasions like weddings, job interviews and marching in pride parades. But if the feather boa is really going to become trendy for daily utilize, then I just might have to dig it out of the closet more often and unleash my inner Ric Flair…
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Holy shit!!!! That’s it… the feather boa comes off and stays in the closet for good this time!
I’m really impressed with your writing skills and also with the layout on your blog. Is this a paid theme or did you modify it yourself? Either way keep up the nice quality writing, it’s rare to see a nice blog like this one these days..
Thanks Contessa. You are so much more polite and respectful than Jerry was. I’m glad you like the layout of my fancy schmancy blog! It’s a seven year old free default WordPress theme that I was too lazy to ever change and that hardly anybody even uses anymore. I’m surprised it even still works…. but then again, I’m just as shocked to see a generic spam comment without enough errors in it to put an English teacher in a straitjacket…
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You know I dutifully read The New England Journal of Medicine every month, and I have to admit this is the first time I’ve ever heard of ear infections being linked to erectile dysfunction. Just what are these people with matured taste and appreciation infections sticking in their ears anyway!?!? And does this explain Jerry’s odd behaviour? I hope I’m not silently susceptible to this frightening problem…
Final WARNING gz from Antifa. STOP posting racist, sexist and homophobic content on your fascist blog or we WILL hack it. We know people within the Democratic party. We are NecroPedoSadoMaso ud. Fck fascism.
Oh geez…. it was the gay joke I made regarding the feather boa, wasn’t it? Look, I’m sorry! Really, I am! Please don’t hack me, and whatever you do…. PLEASE don’t tell the Democratic party on me!!! Al Gore would shut down the internet if he saw some of the things I’m posting! In fact, how about we come to an understanding! If you don’t tell the Dems about my fascist blog, I won’t tell the GOP about your interest in dead child bondage sex. Deal?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand with that, it’s time to put some aluminum foil over The Nest’s big can of Treet before it grows mold and gives us all a matured taste infection. I hope you enjoyed today’s look into the bizarre, unexplainable world of internet spam comments. I’ll be sure to do this again sometime in the fut….