Christm….. errr, THIS morning….
EVIL SQUIRREL: Santa not only insults me by not honoring my request, but he re-gifts his Squirreldeer he already gave to Mr. Fox? I hope that jolly old sack of shit enjoys his new life on the Goodwill counter next to those creepy ass Precious Moments figurines nobody wants…
SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER: SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!!
ES: What? You mean you’ve actually written a skit for me? I didn’t think squirreldeer even had brains underneath those bingo dauber noses. Well, let me see it. Hey, this isn’t bad! I kinda like it. You know what, we’re gonna lead off with the letter this time and do the Santa segment as the payoff!
SANTA: I don’t know what kinky fuck thought I should be tied up to a sleigh like this, but… (CRACK!!!) YEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
SEYMOUR: Santa! That wasn’t in the script! Now we’re going to have to re-take the scene from the top! Please, sir, stick to your lines this time!
SEYMOUR: Perfect, Santa! You’re a natural as a squirreldeer!
SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER: Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!
I should feel deprived. I never believed in Santa because we didn’t believe in Santa. Collectively. So i didn’t get Santa Claus or ever believe in him. So I never wrote him a letter and it never crossed my mind that presents were not bought and paid for by a person. Weird at this season to realize — this isn’t my season. I LIKE it, but it’s not mine. But it’s fun to watch!
Santa’s little oafs finally win the day? 😉
I’m surprised the elves and reindeer haven’t rebelled yet!
Scrat finally got a proper line!
There’s hope yet for Mr. Fox…
perfect!!! ho and ho and ho is always a good line…
The Shelf has plenty of hos to fill Santa’s ho quota…
Ahhhhhhhhhh……..REVENGE is often the best gift of all !!!
A dish best served cold…. much like the entrees at Ding Dong cafeteria.
Miss Dingleberry will gladly sit on your entree to heat it up next time you experience a cold entree…….. 🙂
Revenge is a dish best served with glee in this case. Merry Christmas to you and the whole Shelf.
LOL! Santa totally deserves this after all the crap he’s pulled on the Shelf this year. Is it just me or does Scrat The Red Nosed Squirreldeer appear to have a different, more deranged and gleeful expression on his face in that last photo?
Maybe he does! Little Scrat’s not quite the master of expression changes that Uncle Snuggie is… but I’m sure he’s enjoying his moment of role reversal.