Letters To Santa – Day 20

SEYMOUR: Santa, I’ve always wondered…. what’s up with your right eye?

SANTA: I’m winking with it, you idiot!

SEYMOUR: No Santa, it’s always closed!  I’m curious….. what happened to it?

SANTA: Alright, it was an accident due to an unfortunate Christmas gift as a kid.

SEYMOUR: You asked for a Red Ryder BB gun and shot your eye out, didn’t you?

SANTA: No, my stupid sister asked for a unicorn, and when it bent its head down to let me pet him…. POP!  The doctor said had the horn gone three inches deeper, it would have pierced my brain!

SEYMOUR: I don’t think that would have mattered, sir…

SANTA: You’re a jackass, Seymour!  Just for that, I’m making YOU read the next letter…

SEYMOUR: I can’t understand this, Santa.  What does the fox say?

SANTA: Oh geez, I can’t stand this creep!  This year, I’m gonna give him a taste of his own medicine…

Christmas morning…

MR. FOX: …………………………………………………

SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER: SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!!

MR. FOX: …………………………………………………

SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER: SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!!

MR. FOX: …………………………………………………

SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER: SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!!

MR. FOX: …………………………………………………

SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER: SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!!

MR. FOX: ❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️

SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER:  ❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️

About evilsquirrel13

Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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12 Responses to Letters To Santa – Day 20

  1. AWWW! It’s all about love isn’t it? I knew someone would understand Mr. Fox eventually! A lid for every pot (and no that isn’t about ‘the good stuff’)..

  2. draliman says:

    Aw, Christmas time love! A match made in heaven, since it’s harder to annoy the crap out of each other with virtually no vocabulary.

  3. It just shows ya. If, one jabbers away long enough someone will love ya for it. If they don’t then get a baseball bat and hit them on the head….this could turn their head.

    Tyebe

  4. Well now there’s a match made in………….wherever…………if ever there was one!

    Pam

  5. Awww. A love story. I think. 😉

  6. That was an easy letter to fulfill. I think.

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