SEYMOUR: Santa, I’ve always wondered…. what’s up with your right eye?
SANTA: I’m winking with it, you idiot!
SEYMOUR: No Santa, it’s always closed! I’m curious….. what happened to it?
SANTA: Alright, it was an accident due to an unfortunate Christmas gift as a kid.
SEYMOUR: You asked for a Red Ryder BB gun and shot your eye out, didn’t you?
SANTA: No, my stupid sister asked for a unicorn, and when it bent its head down to let me pet him…. POP! The doctor said had the horn gone three inches deeper, it would have pierced my brain!
SEYMOUR: I don’t think that would have mattered, sir…
SANTA: You’re a jackass, Seymour! Just for that, I’m making YOU read the next letter…
SEYMOUR: I can’t understand this, Santa. What does the fox say?
SANTA: Oh geez, I can’t stand this creep! This year, I’m gonna give him a taste of his own medicine…
Christmas morning…
MR. FOX: …………………………………………………
SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER: SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!!
MR. FOX: …………………………………………………
SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER: SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!!
MR. FOX: …………………………………………………
SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER: SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!!
MR. FOX: …………………………………………………
SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER: SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!!
MR. FOX: ❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️️
SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER: ❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️
Evil Squirrel's Nest 
AWWW! It’s all about love isn’t it? I knew someone would understand Mr. Fox eventually! A lid for every pot (and no that isn’t about ‘the good stuff’)..
I don’t think either of these two would know what to do with pot if they found it.
Aw, Christmas time love! A match made in heaven, since it’s harder to annoy the crap out of each other with virtually no vocabulary.
You don’t want to get in an argument with Mr. Fox. You’ll never win…
It just shows ya. If, one jabbers away long enough someone will love ya for it. If they don’t then get a baseball bat and hit them on the head….this could turn their head.
Tyebe
I think both critters are probably already brain damaged, so a bat isn’t going to do any good…
Well now there’s a match made in………….wherever…………if ever there was one!
Pam
Who knows what the kids would sound like…
Awww. A love story. I think. 😉
It’s hard to tell without a Shelf critter to English translator…
That was an easy letter to fulfill. I think.
it was also the easiest post for me to write! I intentionally saved it for a day I didn’t have much time…