On the twenty-first day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…
Twenty-one magical wishes!
HEDDY: Oh boy! You must be the genie of the lamp! I have a bunch of selfish wishes I needed granted!
SHADOW: Actually, I’m just a mystical shapeshifting Umbreon who happened to be hiding in that lamp when you….. massaged it.
HEDDY: Gee, what would a mystical shapeshifting Umbreon need to hide in an old lamp for?
SHADOW: Well, you see…..
MITZI: (Off stage) Yoooooooooooohooooooooooo!!!! Umby Wumby! Mitzi’s, like, totally under the mistletoad now!
HEDDY: Wow, what’s happening to your Pokeballs, chief?
SHADOW: Please, just help me get back inside that lamp before it’s too late!
HEDDY: Hmmmmm…. I don’t know….. maybe I should just go rub on some more lamps until I find a genie who will….
SHADOW: Alright, alright! I’ll grant you a few selfish wishes. Just please….
HEDDY: YAY!!!! (Shoving Shadow back into the lamp headfirst) I’m gonna get dates with all my favorite Shelf critters! (GOOSE!) Including you, cutie!!!!
Evil Squirrel's Nest 
is there one wish still free for us?
Yes, but you should always be careful about wishes from my critters. They tend to backfire…
Gosh Umbie Wumby (tee hee) has a heckova choice to make…..poke-crazy Mitzi or Heddy the date-a-maniac. Either way Shadow’s Christmas lights will be glowing I think!
Pam
Maybe they can both fit in the lamp with him and the genie can have his own harem…
I’d consider rubbing that lamp too, for the specific purpose of seeing those mystical pokeballs…. and after all Earth Girls (Critters) Are Easy…
For as much as he brags about those Pokeballs, they’re probably pretty nasty…
Uh-oh…I’m not real sure about which option is worse…Heddy or Mitzi? Sounds like a lose-lose situation for the Umbreon.
If neither of them satisfy him, I can always summon Big Scrat to join him…
I’d love one of those wishes!
We could all use one!
It’s just not Shadow’s day…
It rarely is the day of whoever I pick to make my next Advent calendar victim…