On the twenty-first day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…
Twenty-one magical wishes!
HEDDY: Oh boy! You must be the genie of the lamp! I have a bunch of selfish wishes I needed granted!
SHADOW: Actually, I’m just a mystical shapeshifting Umbreon who happened to be hiding in that lamp when you….. massaged it.
HEDDY: Gee, what would a mystical shapeshifting Umbreon need to hide in an old lamp for?
SHADOW: Well, you see…..
MITZI: (Off stage) Yoooooooooooohooooooooooo!!!! Umby Wumby! Mitzi’s, like, totally under the mistletoad now!
HEDDY: Wow, what’s happening to your Pokeballs, chief?
SHADOW: Please, just help me get back inside that lamp before it’s too late!
HEDDY: Hmmmmm…. I don’t know….. maybe I should just go rub on some more lamps until I find a genie who will….
SHADOW: Alright, alright! I’ll grant you a few selfish wishes. Just please….
HEDDY: YAY!!!! (Shoving Shadow back into the lamp headfirst) I’m gonna get dates with all my favorite Shelf critters! (GOOSE!) Including you, cutie!!!!