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Sully my momma is with you…. they sure sell balloons in restrooms… my momma bought one too and all people laughed as they saw her on the street with that balloon… they really bring joy to this world (even when my dad says NO they don’t)… so now Uncle Evil give that kid a dollar… this world needs joy :o)
And you can make fun balloon animals out of them! Like a snake, or a woodpecker, or a cock….
One of your best! Especially like the restroom signs… Bruce/Caitlyn. Brilliant.
Thank you. I wish I hadn’t thought of the restroom sign gags until after I’d drawn the positions of ES and Sully so I’d have had more room for evil geniusdom…
Oh.my.oinks.and.snorts! That is freaking hilarious! Great one my friend. XOXO – Bacon
P.S. Of course daddy explained it to me – snorts with piggy laughter.
Have your folks pick you up some of those special bathroom balloons next time they’re out. They’re a load of fun!!!
I can only imagine! I could fill them up with water and throw them at Hemi here. Oh wait… did I say that out loud? Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
This reminds me of the time that M discovered, on one his long road trips to and from his dad’s house as a preteen, that some of the gas station bathrooms had these vending machines. What really got to him, other than such things were actually legal to sell out in the open like that, was the fact that there were different flavors available. That was a long three-hour drive back home full of awkward conversation.
Nerf dart from the ladies’ room? LOL
I remember those machines from the bowling alley restroom when I was a kid. I don’t think they’d have left the impression on me that they did had it not been for years of me trying to figure out exactly what the hell those things were selling (And I wasn’t going to give up any of my precious arcade quarters to satisfy my curiosity). I’ve seen the Life Saver…. er, flavored balloon machines in truck stop restrooms too. I guess being on the road for a living makes you pretty kinky…
Maybe you shouldda had that “birds and bees” conversation BEFORE you went to the game? I personally think they make THE best water balloons. Especially in movie houses that have balconies. You can fill them up and drop them on unwary customers in the orchestra. This also works in concert hall and theaters (but hide after initial bombardment).
That would be epic to see a “water balloon” fight at a concert hall. It would rank right up there with a classic Stooges pie fight at a black tie affair…
LOL! This is a great one! I love all the different signs for the restrooms. Who is the creepy dude whose face keeps appearing everywhere?
That would be the late, not-so-great Marshall Applewhite of Heaven’s Gate cult fame. I used his mug as a one-time gag in a comic a few months ago, and couldn’t resist working his creepy ass face into more of my funnies. I find he works best as a peeping tom…
I thought he looked like a cult leader but I couldn’t think of his name, or even the cult’s name. What a sicko! He definitely works as a creepy peeping Tom. I’ve been getting a kick out of seeing where he pops up in your comics.
Bruce and Caitlyn….. I shouldn’t find that funny but I laffed and laffed. Definite home run! Speaking of home runs, let me go back to yesterday’s post….
HaHaHaHaHaHa! Kids are so precious (when they are asleep!) The way the world is going I think bathrooms will soon have signs saying “you decide!” 😀
That was hilarious! 😀
I often wonder if restrooms will be the next thing to be universalized. Perhaps in 2065, there will be just one big co-ed restroom!
my eyes…..my eyes……!
I think he better just pay up. It’s easier than trying to explain 🙂
Yep… and why let some silly “talk” ruin the magic of those funny balloons?
LOL the innocence of kids can sure make for interesting (and sometimes embarrassing) situations. Thanks for the laughs this morning. 🙂
Everything’s a plaything for kids!
so true lol
You forgot one of my favorites – Pointers / Sitters. 😉
LOL! Sounds like a singing group as well…
LOL at Nerf Dart! I almost fell off the chair 😀
I do love me some of that old ragtime humo(u)r!
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