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Evil Squirrel's Nest 
Who hasn’t felt raped by the TSA people?
And not even a kiss…
Or a call
For a good time, call the TSA
1-800-PAT-DOWN
Alas, I’ve missed out on my airport action since I haven’t flown since January 2001…
Funny, my brother is a TSA agent at Cleveland Hopkins. 😉
Paul Walrus? LOL
I’m sure he’s seen and heard worse than this then! That has got to be a thankless job…
I knew you’d appreciate my Mr. Walrus addition…. 😉
Yes, some of his stories are just unbelievable, but I think for the most part he enjoys it. He is slightly sadistic.
Of course I did, thank you. 😉
Love the satire…and if only Amtrak went to Hawaii.
They should build a bridge, or maybe a tunnel….
Reason number two not to fly! (reason number one would be not having wings …)
Excellent point. I know a few flying squirrels who can get me around the TSA hassle….
Flying squirrel travel sounds safer to me anyhow …
Yes, and ecofriendly since the emissions are 100% natural! 😉
If there’s one thing you need stowed in your suitcase, it’s Rainbow Donkeh 🙂
Yes, assuming the horn will make it through security!
Yay! This reminded me of my favorite scene from Airplane II. http://youtu.be/AHZISoNlqAA Love it!
LOL!!!
If I ever get around to posting about my Millionaire saga, I’ll relate the story about my Dad getting stopped for about 10 minutes trying to go through Newark Airport security because he couldn’t clear the metal detector. Turned out a penny lodged deep in a pocket was the culprit… I was on the other side laughing my butt off waiting for the cavity search, and this was 8 months pre-9/11! (And yes, Newark was one of the airports that let those bastards on the plane!)
Man, everyone seems to have a crazy TSA story. Hmm, I wonder what stories TSA workers tell each other about us. I’m waiting on tenterhooks for the full Millionaire saga. 🙂
OMP (oh my pig)! That is so true. So true. Not that I would know – I don’t *DO* cavity searches of ANY KIND. I’ve seen what happens to my people when they do – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
LOL! It’s time to run and hide when you see the glove come out!
oh most definitely for this little oinker. I don’t do strip searches either. shivers – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
This probably happens more than we’d care to know.
Undoubtedleh….
Can you believe it? I have had crochet hooks confiscated at the airport! I am about as threatening as that lady on squirrel picnics clip!
Crocheters are such a dangerous lot! 😉
HeeHee. Walking threats to national security!!!
I’ve seen the collateral damage from all those yarn bombs! 🙂