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Million Dollar Bear

CHIP: Good evening all of you critters out there in TV land who couldn’t find a better show to watch… welcome to Night 69 of everyone’s next to last favorite game show, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!  Sitting in … Continue reading

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Net Brutality

SNUGGLE: And so this lady freaks out because I’m in her laundry basket sniffing all the panties, and I tell her…. “Hey, I’m just doing quality control work here!  And I’ll see if I can spot you a few coupons … Continue reading

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Rhyme Time

TINA: Zeeba, you silly goose!  What are you doing? ZEEBA: I’m getting piggyback rides! BEARCAT: Don’t you dare cut in line!  I’m next! TINA: You need to get off of there!  Your Mommy’s making him for breakfast in the morning! … Continue reading

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The Chop Shop

FUZZYWIG: Ahhhh, a pipe full of MARIHUANA and a can full of munchies.  It doesn’t get any better than this… Fuzzy’s doorbell chimes the chorus of “Because I Got High“… FUZZYWIG: Dammit!  Why do all of the salescritters have to … Continue reading

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Viewer Mail

CHIP: Hello everyone out there in Blogville.  Since ES can’t come up with anymore good Shelf Critter Theatre stories… FUZZYWIG: Not that he ever came up with any good ones in the past… CHIP: …We decided to spend this Friday … Continue reading

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