Category Archives: Shelf Critter Theatre

Rage Against The Machine

It’s just another way too mellow afternoon in Fuzzywig’s den, when his groove is interrupted by a knock on the door… FUZZYWIG: Who can that be?  Everyone knows not to bother me at 4:20.  I hope it isn’t the narcs … Continue reading

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Too Drool For School

TWILIGHT: Good morning, class! CLASS: Good morning Miss Twilight! Is this an episode of Our Miss Brooks, or Shelf Critter Theatre!?!? TWILIGHT: Today we’re going to try and learn about split infinitives! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep, this is definitely an episode of … Continue reading

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Happy Birth Day

MITZI: YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!  The BABEEEEEEEZ are coming!!! SNUGGLE: And SNUGGEEEEEEEZ is leaving!!!! Snuggle Bear, fearing for his future bankroll, tries to make a daring escape from the stage, but….. SCRATCHY: (Securing the beads….. er, rope) Going somewhere, Dadio? LUNA: Nobody leaves … Continue reading

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Shower Power

RAINY: (Peeking out the curtain) Here she comes!  Everyone go hide before she opens the door! A collection of critters shield themselves behind a useless prop while the guest of honor for their surprise party comes inside… MITZI: Oooooh!  That … Continue reading

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The Most Horrible Story Ever Told

It’s a cold December night as Mitzi walks herself back home after a grueling night of working the pole at the local gentlecritter’s club… MITZI: Brrrrrrrrsies!  It’s, like, so cold I can’t even feel my nipplies! (Believe it or not) … Continue reading

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