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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part IV

Links to previous episodes… A rather pissed off looking skunkette emerged from the green cloud and icily stared at Mitzi Gale before turning her attention to body lying underneath the shelf… MITZI: Uh ohs!  Like, who is that? SAGE: That’s … Continue reading

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part III

Previous chapters: Part I – Part II Upon landing after the giant F69 tornado, Mitzi Gale and her dog Fleabag find themselves in a very strange land… MITZI: This place is, like, totally weird puppy wuppy!  But at least it … Continue reading

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part II

Previous chapters: Part I Mitzi Gale and her loyal mutt Fleabag race back to the farm, hoping to return in time to watch “Real Hosuewives Of Tittybong” with Auntie Ess.  Mitzi, as you might expect from a ditz, seems completely … Continue reading

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A Shelf Of Sin

Meet Ricky.  Ricky’s appearances in Shelf Critter Theatre are largely limited to this stock photo being reused each time the script calls for a praying raccoon.  As you can imagine, that’s not very often… RICKY: It’s nowhere near enough given … Continue reading

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Million Dollar Bear

CHIP: Good evening all of you critters out there in TV land who couldn’t find a better show to watch… welcome to Night 69 of everyone’s next to last favorite game show, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!  Sitting in … Continue reading

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