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SCIENCE!

Posted on July 17, 2020 by

EVIL SQUIRREL: Hello all of my wonderful readers out there!  As you may know, I took some time off this week because I got…. a little……um…. more mature!  Yes, definitely more mature!  And I spent some of my free time … Continue reading →

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Flower Power

Posted on June 26, 2020 by

Today’s SCT story is inspired by the photo for Pam’s Poetic Thursday prompt…. And, of course, the usual unhealthy dose of demented imagination that oozes from The Shelf…. TROLL: Oh shit!  A flower’s growing on the stage!  The boss will … Continue reading →

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Sex And The Single Skunk

Posted on May 22, 2020 by

It’s a girls night in, as the ladies of the Shelf gather to play an exciting game of Uno…. despite the fact that The Nest doesn’t have a deck of Uno cards in the prop closet. SCRATCHY: Uno! SPARKLEPONY: Again?  … Continue reading →

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Critters Gone Viral

Posted on April 7, 2020 by

CHIP: Hello everyone, my name is Chip.  And I know you’re used to seeing us Shelf critters lamely trying to be funny in a wide variety of fucked up situations.  But I have a more serious message I’d like to … Continue reading →

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Hot For Trots

Posted on March 13, 2020 by

SNUGGLE: So anyway, this Girl Scout comes to my door last night asking me if I’d like any cookies… FUZZYWIG: This anecdote has inappropriateness written all over it… MITZI: Mitzi, like, totally remembers when she was in the Grrl Scouts!  … Continue reading →

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