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Special Sauce

HUNG LO: What’s meaning of this?  Someone snuck into kitchen and devoured all of Hung Lo’s special wonton sauce for big Dragon Ball Festival this weekend!  Hung Lo will find culprit guilty of this crime and sit on them! SLIDER: … Continue reading

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Dear Crabby

VAL: Oh boy, my own advice stand!  Just what I always fucking wanted.  Offering unsolicited advice to all the idiots out there and getting paid for it.  This bitch face is going to be anything but resting… Val’s first customer … Continue reading

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The Psycho Ward

CHIP: This is it!  Sixteen months of correspondence classes from Sally Struthers University, and now I’m a licensed doctor of psychiatry!  And now I have my own practice far way from that nutty Shelf that about drove me crazy the … Continue reading

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The Chamber Of Tortures

SAGE: Do you think our protest will get this lab closed down? SLIDER: I hope so.  But it might help if you got naked like those PETA chicks do. SAGE: You think that would get more attention for our cause? … Continue reading

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Undercover Angel

SQUIRREL KIDS 2-4: We want a batter, not a broken ladder!!! LITTLEST: Shut up, guys!  I’m gonna knock this one out of the shelf! CHILD 1: (Pitching) Here comes my fastball, Pipsqueak! CHILD 2: Holy crap! CHILD 3: Have you … Continue reading

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