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Children Of The Unicorn

SPONKIE 1: Mommy!  When will we old enough not to have to go to day care? SPARKLEPONY: Maybe when you are old enough to qualify for Social Security… SPONKIE 2: But Mommy!  All of the rest of the foals in … Continue reading

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Expect The Unexpected

MITZI: Like, many thankies to all of you BFF’s of mine for coming to my Big Girls Toys party! LUNA: What is this?  I thought this was going to be a Tupperware party! SCRATCHY: (Singing) It’s such a good vibration!!!  … Continue reading

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Talentless Show

CHIP: Hello everybody, this is Chip Seacrest, and welcome to the 69th season of Shelf Critter Idol!  This is where it all begins for thousands of hopefuls each year looking to become the next fucked up star of WordPress’ most … Continue reading

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Hard Time

SNUGGLE BEAR: Heeeey there, cutie pie! TINA: (Squeeing like…. well, a little girl) Uncle Snuggie!!!! SNUGGLE: Ready for our big date tonight? TINA: Maybeeeeeee….. you got some candy? SNUGGLE: Dude, I treat all of my ladies right! TINA: Is that … Continue reading

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The Great Pretender

SNUGGLE: Hey, I heard ya missed us!  We’re back! TROLL: I brought my pencil! FUZZYWIG: (Taking a puff on his pipe) I brought my good stuff. SNUGGLE: I hope you brought enough dope for the whole class! FUZZYWIG: Yeah, right.  … Continue reading

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