Tag Archives: critter

Bible Adventures

Posted on July 19, 2019 by

RICKY: Good morning, children.  I’m Pastor Ricky, and I’d like to welcome you all to Vacation Bible School.  Your parents have sent you here to enrich your religious brainwash… I mean, education… TINA: Actually, my Aunt Scratchy sent me here … Continue reading →

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Crittercare

Posted on June 21, 2019 by

BUB: Uh, hello.  I’m here for a nine o’clock…. RAINY: Sign the register and have a seat please… BUB: Uhhhhh (Signs the clipboard) OK. Two hours later…. BUB: You called me? RAINY: Photo ID and insurance card, please. BUB: Am … Continue reading →

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They Might Be Giants

Posted on June 14, 2019 by

Once upon a time, there was a little unicorn named Tina who lived on a farm with her Aunt Scratchy.  Times were tough, and needless to say, they were part of the 99%. TINA: Aw, Aunt Scratchy!  Not government cheese … Continue reading →

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Mail Call

Posted on May 17, 2019 by

CHIP: Fuzzy, what are you doing down here in The Nest’s mailroom?  Are you on one of your stoner walkabouts again? FUZZYWIG: The boss wanted me to man the mailroom for a few days since the regular critter got reassigned.  … Continue reading →

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Astrologer To The Critters

Posted on May 10, 2019 by

MITZI: Like, hi and stuff!  Welcome to Madame Mitzi’s Totally Psychic Show!  Madame Mitzi will, like, totally take calls from critters seeking my divine guidance to… um… help them in their lives or something!  You know, just like Dionne Warlock … Continue reading →

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