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They Might Be Giants

Once upon a time, there was a little unicorn named Tina who lived on a farm with her Aunt Scratchy.  Times were tough, and needless to say, they were part of the 99%. TINA: Aw, Aunt Scratchy!  Not government cheese … Continue reading

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Mail Call

CHIP: Fuzzy, what are you doing down here in The Nest’s mailroom?  Are you on one of your stoner walkabouts again? FUZZYWIG: The boss wanted me to man the mailroom for a few days since the regular critter got reassigned.  … Continue reading

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Astrologer To The Critters

MITZI: Like, hi and stuff!  Welcome to Madame Mitzi’s Totally Psychic Show!  Madame Mitzi will, like, totally take calls from critters seeking my divine guidance to… um… help them in their lives or something!  You know, just like Dionne Warlock … Continue reading

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The Jenius

TROLL: Oooh!  Turn on Channel 69!  Hurry! FUZZYWIG: No way.  It’s 4:20, so it’s time for H.R. Pufnstuf! SNUGGLE: Dude!  That show hasn’t been on the air for 40 years! FUZZYWIG: It hasn’t?  Hmmmm, I guess those were flashbacks and … Continue reading

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To The Moon

EVIL SQUIRREL: Are you about done typing that script up for this week’s Good Friday episode, numbnuts? TROLL: You mean the one where Buster gets nailed up on the cross?  Uhhhh, not yet sir. ES: How much more is left? … Continue reading

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