Tag Archives: critter

An Eye For An Eye

Posted on April 8, 2022 by evilsquirrel13

CHIP: Oh, hey Buster! How’s life been treating you? BUSTER: Oh, I can’t complain, Chip! Just living my usual charmed life! CHIP: Wait a minute…. Buster!!! CHIP: Has Evil Squirrel still not fixed your loose eye!?!? BUSTER: Oh, he apparently … Continue reading →

Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre | Tagged bear, blood, buster, chip, critter, eye, fleabag, funny, fuzzywig, humor, mitzi, moofoo, possum, raccoon, shelf, snuggle, squirrel, theatre, troll, unicorn, zeeba | 11 Comments

One More Plug…

Posted on February 27, 2022 by evilsquirrel13

SLIDER: Excuse me, sir, but may I ask where your leash is? SHADOW: A highly advanced critter such as myself would never stoop so low as to wear a leash. Just who do you take me for? SLIDER: I mean … Continue reading →

Posted in Squirrel Droppings | Tagged contest, contest of whatever, cow, critter, shadow, slider | 9 Comments

Calendar Of Critters

Posted on February 11, 2022 by evilsquirrel13

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Hung! Uncle Hung!!!! HUNG LO: Sorry, Hung Lo’s buffet not offer kid’s menu. Maybe kids ON menu… SQUIRREL CHILD 1: We’re BORED!!! CHILD 2: Tell us a Chinese story Uncle Hung! CHILD 3; Yeah! About dragons and … Continue reading →

Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre | Tagged buster, children, chinese zodiac, critter, fleabag, funny, fuzzywig, humor, hung lo, mitzi, mr fox, rainy, sct, shadow, shelf, snuggle, squirrel, theatre, troll, uncle sam, zeeba, zodiac | 8 Comments

The Ninth Annual Contest Of Whatever!

Posted on January 30, 2022 by evilsquirrel13

Come one and come all, as it’s time once again for The Nest to inspire the imaginations of our readers (all three of you) for another exciting edition of The Contest of Whatever! The Contest of Whatever has been held … Continue reading →

Posted in Squirrel Droppings | Tagged 2022, contest, contest of whatever, critter, prize | 34 Comments

It’s A Wonderful Shelf

Posted on December 24, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

It’s Christmas Eve. Evil Squirrel, President and CEO of Shelf Critter Theatre, LLC, looks over a bridge and ponders his misfortune… EVIL SQUIRREL: Ten years now I’ve been trying to make a name for myself. I drew comics. I made … Continue reading →