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Million Dollar Bear

Posted on June 22, 2018 by

CHIP: Good evening all of you critters out there in TV land who couldn’t find a better show to watch… welcome to Night 69 of everyone’s next to last favorite game show, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!  Sitting in … Continue reading →

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Net Brutality

Posted on June 1, 2018 by

SNUGGLE: And so this lady freaks out because I’m in her laundry basket sniffing all the panties, and I tell her…. “Hey, I’m just doing quality control work here!  And I’ll see if I can spot you a few coupons … Continue reading →

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Recipe For Disaster

Posted on May 23, 2018 by

CHIP: Welcome to….. um, a special Wednesday edition of Shelf Critter Theatre.  This episode is in response to Miss Dingleberry’s contest on the Two Spoiled Cats blog where we have to provide the recipe for some really nasty cafeteria food … Continue reading →

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The Mother Of All Episodes

Posted on May 11, 2018 by

SPONKIE 2: Mommy’s going to just love this gift we got her for Mother’s Day! SPONKIE 1: If she’s not (ACHOO!) allergic to the flowers. BOTH SPONKIES: SURPRISE!!!! BOTH SPONKIES: Happy Mother’s Day, Mommy! SPARKLEPONY: You shouldn’t have, kids.  Really, … Continue reading →

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Rhyme Time

Posted on May 4, 2018 by

TINA: Zeeba, you silly goose!  What are you doing? ZEEBA: I’m getting piggyback rides! BEARCAT: Don’t you dare cut in line!  I’m next! TINA: You need to get off of there!  Your Mommy’s making him for breakfast in the morning! … Continue reading →

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