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The Fifth Annual Contest Of Whatever!

It’s time to get out your thinking caps and dust the cobwebs off your grey matter, because today marks the beginning of the 2018 edition of The Contest of Whatever!  The CoW was first held in 2014, and has been … Continue reading

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Talentless Show

CHIP: Hello everybody, this is Chip Seacrest, and welcome to the 69th season of Shelf Critter Idol!  This is where it all begins for thousands of hopefuls each year looking to become the next fucked up star of WordPress’ most … Continue reading

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A Doggone Shame

FUZZYWIG: Wellllllll….. would you look at the time!  I thought I heard the good stuff calling my name!  It’s time for this fellow to go mellow yellow… Being the stoner critter that he is, Fuzzywig seeks out his daily dose … Continue reading

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Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Critter?

SCRATCHY: TINA!!! TINA:  What is it, Aunt Scratchy?  I’m trying to take sexy selfies to post on Instagram! SCRATCHY: What!?  Who taught you how to do that!?!? TINA:  You, Aunt Scratchy!  I learned it from watching YOU!!! SCRATCHY:  Errrr, nevermind.  … Continue reading

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I Missed The Bus

SCRATCHY: TIIIIIIIINAAAAAAA!!!!!  Let’s go!  It’s time for school! TINA: Coming, Aunt Scratchy!  I just gotta put my perfume on! SCRATCHY: Aren’t you a little young to be wearing perfume? TINA: Aunt Scratchy!  I gotta have something to cover up the … Continue reading

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